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beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriendLevel: Asian
laughhard:

I never noticed this.
"No, fuck you. I was worth it."
and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via soulsscrawl)

flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

babykay9:

Max Schneider… Well there goes my ovaries.

zankieforlife:

😭😭😭😭😂
Sorry I love u girl but this is too funny
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ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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Anonymous asked:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet